ABOUT BETTY

Everything you might want to know is here. If it's not, just ask.

TURN ON’S:

I love a clean, good smelling man. Light cologne, nothing too strong. I love a fella who is a gentleman and treats me like a lady with respect and kindness. I love surprises, even little ones. Nothing gets my motor running faster than a man who is smart, funny, non-judgmental, funny, can laugh at himself but isn't self depricating. Did I say funny yet?? Who doesn’t love to laugh, right? I’m a tough critic so if you can get my belly jiggling and my cheeks to hurt- you’ll probably also win my heart.

I'm a big smart-ass and appreciate the like as long as it's don't in fun, clean humor. I'm a strong, intelligent and independent woman in her early 50s living life to its fullest. I love my life and like being me.

I love to travel and I'm passport ready. Where should we go first? Paris? Tokyo? Or just Kansas City. No matter, I have great luggage and love to fly.

I’m not a big drinker but I do have my medical cannabis card and do partake in that recreationally at times as well. Actually, I’m a weed snob. lol.

TURN OFF'S:

Bad smelling, rude men. Clean your junk, man- FRONT AND BACK! I wish I was joking here but please, shower RIGHT BEFORE you come to see me,please rid yourself of all dingleberries or anything you’d find offensive in that region if you want me anywhere near it. If you can’t, don’t worry!! I have a shower that you can use and it won’t cut into your time. I’m not a clock watcher. I will help you.

If you contact me for something please finish the conversation. Please and thank you go a long way. Even if you're not interested, just simply say “this doesn't work for me at this time. Something came up’ or just thanks for the info, I'm going to think about it or whatever but don't just ghost me. The worst though, is when my terms are either laughed at, sworn at, I'm called very nasty names and or have been threatened with law enforcement all because I asked for their screening information.

Maybe I'm old school but I believe in good manners, respect and gentlemanly behavior. Act like the men you can be not the men you wouldn't want your sister to date.

I can't stand rude know it alls that like to just waste my time or try to negotiate my rates or tell me how to run my own business- something they know nothing about and haven’t considered half of the things that goes into our jobs if even that much. I especially dislike the men that haven’t read all of this, they don’t even bother to finish reading my full ad to get my name (That’s so disrespectful). So, then they don’t follow my instructions and after 30 minutes of going back and forth we figure out that its not going to work out because of something like he wanted a 2 girl session- well, if he’d have read my ad he’d have read that I don't offer 2 girl sessions then he’d have saved both of us 30+ minutes. Or…. someone wants to save me. Or they just want to talk dirty for free all day, sometimes they also want free pictures too. Most want an appointment RIGHT NOW not in an hour, not in 2 hours but NOW -how can I do that?? I prepare for each meeting differently and personally so it takes me a while (If I had my druthers it would take me about 3-4 hours to prep for each session). I try to make each session a memorable experience, something that you will never forget. That doesn’t happen in a snap, your patience will be rewarded. I promise. Besides, what woman do you know that is ever ready ‘NOW’?

And if we're having a conversation and you don't like my rates or can't make the time frame I'm available; at least respond back to close the conversation. I've had fellas go all the way through screening, set the appointment only to ghost me when they get my rates. Didn't you read my ad or go to my website? I had another fella think that $40 would cut it for fs. Ffs. Oh help me Rhonda!

It’s stuff like that all day long from 7am to midnight, 7 days per week that can get wearing on a gal. But I love what I do and it shows in each and every detail of each and every session. So come and find out what all the buzz is all about.

DO'S AND DON'T'S:

DO - Be cool.

DON'T - Be nervous, I'll take really good care of you. Promise.

DO - Ask first before touching and please don't grab, poke or twist my breasts or my coochie at any time, especially while I'm trying to give you a massage, remember, patience is a virtue and is rewarded. Treat my body nice and it will treat you nice.

DON'T - Touch my face or my hair. Just personal weird pet peeves. Plus your hands are full of oil and I don't want to break out.

DO- Tip. Tipping tells me that you had a good time and appreciate my hard work. Tip like you would anyone that provides a service like a server (waitress/waiter), barber or Uber/Lyft/taxi driver or Instacart/Doordash/Pizza guy. But, like with all of them, it’s not expected if the service isn’t up to par of if we just don’t click.\ And that happens sometimes unfortunately. Thankfully pretty rarely. But if you’re just not a tipping type of guy, that’s ok, too. Too each his own.

DON'T- I can't express this one enough. No show, no call. If you can't make the appointment please let me know. It only takes 30 seconds to send a text. And keep in mind when you cancel last minute I just lost out on my only form of income. I can't immediately fill that spot and most likely declined other offers for that time plus the time that I put in to make each session a memorable experience is longer than the session itself plus my personal get ready time for you to just flippantly no show is so rude that I will NOT book you again without you first paying 50% of that days booking fee plus a 50% deposit up front for the session you’re trying to book. So, Please try to give me at least an hours notice if you need to cancel. IF you do then you avoid all that and can book again freely.

DO - know how much i love what i do. I get to fall in love for an hour at a time with such a wide variety of personalities. You all truly rock my world!!!

Please note these few things:

  • When contacting me please refrain from using explicit talk or mannerisms whether it is on e-mail, phone calls, texts/SMS messages. I understand you can get a bit excited to meet me, but please keep it professional and save that for our one-on-one encounter. If you don't correct this behavior, I will simply ignore your requests or end the conversation immediately!

  • I DO NOT NEGOTIATE MY RATES. PLEASE DON'T TRY TO HAGGLE WITH ME!!

  • I do NOT discuss the particulars of my sessions in print. Besides, They're all different. Just know that you will leave very happy but speak up if im making you feel uncomfortable or you'd like me to do something different.

  • Everyone needs to be screened. Everyone. No exceptions. Just telling me that you're a great guy doesn't cut it. We all want anonymity and safety. So play nice.

  • Please do not misunderstand my kindness for weakness or stupidity. I am neither.

  • Failure to comply with my simple requests will result in anything from just ignoring you to blacklisting. (Yes, it's a real thing) .

GIFT LIST

Ok...here it goes. 

My favorite colors are pink and orange but I look best in red or purple. My favorite line of clothes come from Pinup Couture, Unique Vintage, Rock Steady, Sourpuss, Stop Staring, Voodoo Vixen, Lindy Bop, Bettie Page and Tatyana. I love anything retro/1940's-50's pinup style for work and a soft rockabilly style in my off time. Polka dots or stripes some floral but that has to be subdued please no Aztec or country western patterns.  I prefer vintage style high waisted panties and lingerie with a garter and cuban heeled stockings rather than standard thigh highs or just nude legs however, they usually don't stay on for long 😉.

I look good in a chemise or teddy and they're more comfortable over a corset but still love a good waist trainer or a waist cincher will make me go ooh lala.  I wear a 38DD/40D bra and a size 8 or 9 panty. Secrets in lace and What Katie Did are two of my favorite online stores for lingerie.

I usually wear a size 14 dress and if they run small pop up to a 16- thanks to the tatas. Sometimes that equals to a size large, extra large and even sometimes an extra extra large just depending on the design- I'm sure you've shopped for women before, when in doubt a gift card always works. Always err on the larger size to be safe, i can always get things altered down. I have the best seamstress ever! (Xoxo)

I wear a size 7.5 shoe and almost always wear at least 2-3" heel. 

I love milk chocolate and caramel. Especially a combination of the two. my favorite candies are turtles, peach rings, caramel M&M's or really anything milk chocolate and caramel together. I love my coffee or should i say dessert in a cup. Starbucks is my favorite. I also love brisk Strawberry Melon juice and Mtn. Dew Baja and Pepsi. My favorite food is pizza where i usually get pepperoni, green olives, mushrooms and extra cheese. Red Savoy is my fav pizza joint.

I love blue flowers matched with orange and pink, a bundle of small red roses or a seasonal bouquet. My favorite flower is the tulip. I'm not picky at all about them, they're all beautiful.

My favorite perfumes are Good Girl By Caroline Herrera and Very Sexy by Victoria Secrets. I like to smell good but don't like to over power and tend to like the clean, sophisticated scents over the spicy musks. I also love the Aveda oils especially Stress Fix and Beautifying Complex oil.

Do I expect gifts? Absolutely Not. But to me, Everyday is a gift why not give presents?? Send me your gift list and i might just surprise you! I'm not even kidding.

But, my favorite gift of all is being able to pamper you and make YOU feel like a king. Y'all truly do rock my world!!!

SIDE NOTE:

The way I see it, I get to fall in love with y'all for an hour at a time and nobody has to get a lawyer when its over.

A GOOD READ FOR THE NEW COMER

Go here after you read all this- https://goodclientguide.com/a-first-time-clients-guide-to-escort-booking-etiquette/

“A few tips for those just getting into the hobby.

Escorts and sensual massage therapists don’t sell sex

They offer themselves as company and /or for therapeutic purposes.

We don’t talk about sex and neither should you!

Leave the money on the dresser or coffee table in plain view.

Again, don’t talk about sex.

Privacy vs. Verification

You need to have anonymous email accounts for the internet. You can use aliases to protect your anonymity, but eventually you will need to allow the escort to verify who you are. If an escort cannot determine that you are not a vice cop or something, you are leaving it up to them to not see you, or take a chance on meeting an undesirable client. Show her some trust and respect, she is taking as much a risk as you are if not more.

If your provider never has to deal with no-shows, undercover police, bad apples of any kind, then she/he will provide you a better service built on trust.

Tips of Etiquette

In order to enjoy the services of a provider, you need to learn how discuss their adult services correctly. In order to discuss anything intelligently, you need knowledge.

We do not sell sex!

As a matter of fact, you can pretty much ensure yourself a really bad experience with any is if you ask how much it would cost to have sex.

We're like any other woman, if you are nice, clean, respectful, polite, and fun to be with, we will probably like you enough to consider getting closer to you. But you have to do your part first. If you walk into this with any expectations, you’ll only disappoint and frustrate yourself.

Leave the donation for her time on the dresser/table/wherever we can see it. We will tell you what we expect in donations, before you get there. Don’t make Us ask you for money. You’ll only look like an amateur or a schmuck trying to rip us off!

Don’t talk about sex! Period!

If you don’t trust us enough to see your ID or other verification forms, then you need to look elsewhere for companionship or services. We will be so much more comfortable with you and you will have a better experience if you follow this advice.

Lastly, don’ be DON'T BE MEAN OR RUDE even if we're not a good fit, don’t be high on drugs, don’t be drunk, don’t try to rip me/her off or “short” the donation envelope. If you treat us badly in anyway, not only won’t we ever see you again, we may put you on a bad client list type web site that warns other providers about you. Then other providers won’t see you because you’ve been blacklisted.

So, just think of us like any other date and have fun and be cool….”

paraphrased from Cityhotties.com

And here's another great place for the newbie, just follow this link to an article on Tryst- https://goodclientguide.com/a-first-time-clients-guide-to-escort-booking-etiquette/

Betty

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